Phy-d'eau ∞ Conceptual Fluid

X — Get up!
Y — No, get off me
X — Why don’t you just stand up?
Y — Nevermind me.
X — Don’t you remember–the list?
Y — List? No, I must have forgotten, what’s it for?
X — I already told you!
Y — Apparantly not.
X — Stand up, then I’ll tell you.
Y — Nice try. I won’t do it.
X — You’re an ass.
Y — Is that on your list?
X — Ha. Ha.
Y — OK, OK, I’ll get up.
X — Thank you.
Y — Where is the list anyway?
X — Don’t worry about it, I know.
Y — But I don’t…
X — That is the plan. We’re late, will you get up and get ready?
Y — For what?
X — Everything on the list.
Y — Show it to me first.
X — I won’t.
Y — Why not?
X — Why do you keep playing this game?
Y — Ssh! Do you hear that?
X — No.
Y — There, again.
X — Stop it. You’re trying to change the subject and we’re late.
Y — I’m sure I hear something. It sounds… it sounds like crinkling.
X — You might be right.
Y — You can’t say if I’m right or wrong about what I hear.
X — I only meant I hear something too.
Y — Then you should say so, besides I don’t think we’re that late.
X — And you’re allowed to say that?
Y — I’ll say.
X — Now I really do hear something–get up and see what it is.
Y — Ok…
X — Well, what was it?
Y — The list. It caught fire.