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Fourteen Things to Do with a Drunken Slipper

1) Knock (together) on the side of a fishtank–they won’t mind, even at 2 AM 2) Puddles, immersive treatments to all the world’s puddles 3) Treat it to a bedtime story 4) Show the crook of your shoulder to a good friend and the slipper; then they’ll have something in common 5) Lie down outside


Cheering Absurd Funnel of Resonance

A cold polished stone lolls on my tongue. I curl the edges, rolling the stone to the center cradling it in a sway of undulating taste buds. My tongue spoons this sip of scotch, rolling it like a flaming dollop of viscous honey, down my throat– yellow and round an invisible note of buoyant Bosch.